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19

Jun

perfunctory:

it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and then you notice the little phrases that you use and the stupid little things you say slipping into their vocabulary more and more

18

Jun

(Source: bobbymoynihan)

17

Jun

ostolero:

smartblonde317:

ostolero:

becoming an adult is weird

it’s like

wow i can drive a car and set my own schedule

wow i can go online and buy 50 dragon dildos

wait what?

did i stutter

So bored at the office.  #someonepleasebringsalvation #theofficeiscluttered #twoweekstillthebigday #nothing

So bored at the office. #someonepleasebringsalvation #theofficeiscluttered #twoweekstillthebigday #nothing

foreverlovinlife:

  • please,
  • don’t eat less, eat right
  • don’t hold it in, it’s okay to cry
  • don’t hurt yourself, there is always an alternative
  • don’t shut yourself away, speak up
  • don’t be your own bully, be your own hero
  • don’t give up, because you’re worth so much more than you think

16

Jun

Drawing: you’re doing it right! #coles #benedictcumberbatch

Drawing: you’re doing it right! #coles #benedictcumberbatch

Bradley is patiently waiting for noms #socute #hungry #abcrestaurant #brunchwithmyboo @bradley__d

Bradley is patiently waiting for noms #socute #hungry #abcrestaurant #brunchwithmyboo @bradley__d

drunktrophywife:

If you don’t think I’m cute that’s your problem not mine

bitchytbh:

having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch 

thepliablefoe:

flanoirbunny:

seerofdoom:

Dear Xbox and Playstation fans. It is cute when you fight, but before you think about trying to drag Nintendo into your pissing contest please take a moment to remember why Nintendo doesn’t even acknowledge you as their competition, much less their rivals.

ooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH

holy shit

thepliablefoe:

flanoirbunny:

seerofdoom:

Dear Xbox and Playstation fans. It is cute when you fight, but before you think about trying to drag Nintendo into your pissing contest please take a moment to remember why Nintendo doesn’t even acknowledge you as their competition, much less their rivals.

ooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH

holy shit

15

Jun

chocolatecottoncandy12:

“I’d just like to make a small point”

chocolatecottoncandy12:

“I’d just like to make a small point”

(Source: onetinyhand)

sheercalculatedsilliness:

kiaraface:

lalessandro1:

Illustrated Alphabet of Harry Potter

by Kayla Pyke

THESE WILL NOW BE PRINTED AND PUT ON MY WALL UNTIL THE DAY I HAVE A BABY AND I CAN USE THEM TO TEACH IT THE ALPHABET!